Gumby: I am Gumby, and in the morning I take a dump. I got to get to bed because I got to get up early and take my morning dump. Michael Che: So you want to stay out here or what? Gumby: Hey! Don’t you try to make me out to be a racist, Che. And you know, colored girls don’t usually do that for me. Gumby: Yeah, That Libbo who, huzza, buzza, pubba. 21, 2019 episode, stepping into Studio 8H for the first time since his brief appearance at the shows 40th anniversary special in 2015. I make my triumph of return, and you’re talking about a can of dog food? How did you even get this job? What? You win a radio contest or something?Ĭolin Jost: I guess you’re not enjoying the show then, huh? Gumby is an American clay animation franchise, centered on the titular green clay humanoid character created and modeled by Art Clokey.Gumby stars in two television series, the feature-length Gumby: The Movie, and other media. The famed comedian and former cast member will host the Dec. Gumby: You have the nerve to sit there and bring up the name pokey? He’s in the glue factory for all I care. Michael Che: What about your horse, pokey? I want to smoke a Cigar, I smoke a cigar. Gumby: Don’t tell me not to smoke, headshot. Gumby: Give me a match, I want to smoke this cigar.Ĭolin Jost: Yeah, you’re not allowed to smoke in here. I’m a Christmas character, you jerk.Ĭolin Jost: Hey, Gumby. Gumby: What the hell do you mean I’m not a Christmas character? Look at me! I’m green. Michael Che: Well, you’re not exactly a Christmas character. Both of you together couldn’t Velcro my sneakers. WEEKEND UPDATE: The week’s Eddie Murphy energy carried over to Weekend Update, where Murphy brought Gumby to the desk, angry at not being in the episode until the midpoint. I pass kidney stones with more personality than the two of you. I got to listen to this black bastard telling me that people won’t remember who I am? Do you know why you two are behind this desk? Because your jokes don’t have legs, you Schmucks. Gumby: Don’t tell me to calm down, trailer boy. And this is the thanks that I get for saving the show? Shame on you Lorne Michaels. He was impersonated by Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live. Gumby: How the hell are people not gonna know who I am? I am Gumby, dammit! Let me tell you something. DecemPortrayed by Eddie Murphy Gumby is an American claymation character, who has been featured on various television programs dating back to the 1950s. Michael Che: Well, we just thought people wouldn’t know who you were. He was just a regular corn boy till I saw him. I am the one that made Eddie Murphy a star. 'Im Gumby, dammit' (Eddie Murphy as Gumby) 'Im good enough, Im smart enough, and doggone it, people like me' (Al Franken from Daily Affirmations With Stuart Smalley) 'Strategery.'. Gumby: What am I doing here? The question, Michael Che, is how the hell are you going to put on a show and not have me in the show until now? I should have been in the every damn sketch from the top. I wanna sit down here, you bastard.Ĭolin Jost: Ladies and gentlemen, its Gumby! Gumby: What the hell is going on here? Give me a chair. Colin Jost: Meanwhile, senator Mitch McConnell fresh off his cameo in the new Star Wars movie, he responded to Pelosi’s delay in sending the articles of impeachment saying, “Hey, fine with me.”
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